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After a LONG busy week full of work, potential lawsuits, and pregnancy scares, I'm finally back into capping!

What's on Courtney's Audiobook Playlist

I read the book and thought it was MUCH tamer than some TG Fiction stories I've read! This video sums it up for me!

New Facebook Fan Page!

I've decided to start a fan page on Facebook dealing with my blog. This fanpage will have exclusive content and some really fun postings/interactions for anyone interested! You can find it at: http://www.facebook.com/CourtneysCleanCaps

Also I've strongly been considering doing a complete rehaul of the blog. If it happens, the site will be down for a few days but the idea I have is really cool and think it would add a lot!

I'm out of town this weekend, but have some fresh caps coming once I get back!

Love,
Courtney

Low Budget Cap

Missing Out

Short and Sweet.

Courtney Answers Fan Mail From Straight Genetic Girls Who Love TG Fiction

Dear Courtney,

Besides me and you, how many other genetic girls do you think are into gender transformation?

-PlainJane in Portland

Dear PlainJane,


As of this writing, my blog has over 760,000 views. I know BigCloset has over 25 million and Fictionmania probably has much more. Of that number, I'm assuming some of the genetic girls who have viewed these sites include mother's who caught their sons looking at it, wives who did an internet search history on their husbands, and girls who stumbled upon it by accident while looking up stuff for prom, makeovers, breast implants, nose jobs, genies, gypsies, manicures, brazilian waxes, etc. 


Based on my calculations, the number of other genetic girls legitimately into gender transformation is probably somewhere between 15 and 40...

Courtney Answers Fan Mail From Straight Guys Who Love TG Fiction

All of these are REAL questions I've received over the last few weeks, so I thought I would do a cute little post answering them!

1. Dear Courtney,

I found your blog by accident. What is this?

-ConservativeDad in Cambridge

Dear ConservativeDad,

You aren't the first person to find my blog by accident and definitely won't be the last. I hope you enjoy your stay here!  https://www.google.com/search?q=gender+transformation

2. Dear Courtney,

I’ve secretly been sneaking into my little sister’s room and trying on some of her clothes. While wearing her panties the other night, I got a stain in them that won't come out. What should I do?

-Laced in Lancaster

Dear Laced,

If Billy Mays were still alive, this would be a perfect scenario for an OxiClean commercial! You should probably throw them in the trash and hope she doesn't notice they are missing! Buy her a new pair for her birthday!

3. Dear Courtney,

Have you seen a lot of small penises?

-Weiner in Winter Park

Dear Weiner,


Yes, I have...I used to change a lot of diapers when I was a babysitter! If you are talking about grown men with small sex organs, well...not really...You must be “special”.

4. Dear Courtney,

I really want to tell my girlfriend about my TG fetish. What do you think her reaction will be?

-Some Guy in Somerville

Dear Some Guy,


Did you see my Tell Your Girlfriend cap? I’ve heard of a lot of straight guys telling their girlfriends/wives to mixed results. You know your girlfriend better than I do, so you can guess her reaction! If you think she will have fun with it, send me a picture of her, I’ll then do a transformation cap involving her that you can show. How creative is that?

5. Dear Courtney,

I’m a virgin, live at home with my parents, and have NEVER dated a girl. I always feel very nervous around them and don't know what to do. I think life would be a lot easier if I really WERE A GIRL! Can you help me become one?

-Virgin in Virginia Beach

Dear Virgin,


Ask your mom!

6. Dear Courtney,

After you feminize guys in real life, do you peg them?

-OpentoAnal in Omaha

Dear Open,


No....You know I have a "CLEAN" blog right?!

7. Dear Courtney,

I’m 27, but really wish I were reallly a 12 year old girl. It’s a big fantasy of mine to go in the mall and shop in stores like Wet Seal and Claire’s. What should I do?

-Tweenman in Topeka

Dear Tweenman,


If you really want to get realistic with this fantasy, ask your mom if it’s okay if she gives you $20 and drops you off near the food court in the mini-van!


Last time I checked, it’s not illegal for any person to shop in public stores. At your age, you could actually be the father of a 12 year old girl if you got started early in high school! I say go ahead, but just be careful about getting your ears pierced in front of 9 year old girls in Claire's. They might go tell their moms!

8. Dear Courtney,

What is your favorite kind of tampon to use?

-Dudewhodoesnthaveperiods in Dublin


Dear Dude, 

I don’t even know where to begin with telling you how WRONG that question is...What is your favorite kind of toilet paper?

9. Dear Courtney,

What is your favorite type of underwear on men?

-TightyWhitie in Toronto

Dear TightyWhitie,

Not Tighty Whities... unless the guy has a big package inside of them that I can transform!

Rambling About Prom

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Real House Wife

Courtney's Upcoming Birthday!

As some of you may know, my birthday is coming up on June 17th. I've had about a dozen people e-mail me in the last few days asking what is on my WishList for this year.


HERE'S MY WISH LIST ON AMAZON!

For those of you who are REALLY interested in my hobbies/interests outside of capping...

1. I mainly work in event planning/entertainment promotion. This requires me to carry around stacks of papers, my calendar, proposals, time lines, etc and having Evernote on my iPhone just isn't cutting it anymore. Having an iPad to carry instead would make my life MUCH easier. I've never had one before, but have played around on it in Best Buy and with a few friend's and seems like my dream come true!

2. I'm one of those "Hates corporations, but loves Apple" type of people. I have an older iMac that I use for all my archiving and a Macbook that I bought used. The Macbook is in really rough shape, battery wouldn't come out anymore, trackpad is getting stuck, etc. The Macbook is also what I use to make captions with! It's in serious need of replacing sometime this summer!

3. When I go back home to the beach to visit my parents this summer, I would really love to have my own Stand-Up Paddle board! The craze hit my area last summer and I've been renting one everytime I go back!

4. I don't really watch a lot of TV (especially newer shows) but I still have love in my heart for DVD series of shows I grew up on. E.g. Full House, Clarissa Explains it All, Family Matters, Step by Step, Are You Afraid of The Dark?, Daria, Salute Your Shorts, Boy Meets World, etc.

5. Although I live a busy life, I LOVE to cook when I have a few hours around the house and enjoy throwing dinner parties. My favorite types of cuisine are Asian and South American. I've also been trying some food from Morocco and South Africa lately. That being said, I don't have a food processor and my knife collection is from JCPenny!

6. Zooey Deschanel is my fashion idol. I love wearing vintage style clothing and mainly do my shopping at quirky boutique shops and upscale thrift stores. I also love this site: ModCloth. I also still love some  stuff from Hot Topic (age appropriate!) I also own a stupid sized collection of Vans shoes! LOVE THEM!